manticoreimaginary:

sleepystellarsister:

Hozier and Florence Welch are just pseudonyms Hades and Persephone have taken on after haven taken music lessons from Orpheus for a couple thousand years and deciding going into the music industry and gaining “fans” would be a modern equivalent form of the worship that previously sustained them thanks for coming to my ted talk

#yeah except florence is hades and hozier is persephone

smoldragonborn:

trashcanofobsessions:

monsterhiqh:

sniper-fox:

beachgothgay:

Weird how opening spotify in a web browser with a decent ad blocker allows you to skip ads just like would happen if you had premium. Sure hope no one takes advantage of that.

Sure hope nobody modifies the hosts file in C:\Windows\system32\drivers\etc to block Spotify ads in the app…

PSST! HERE’S A TUTORIAL ON HOW TO BLOCK SPOTIFY ON WINDOWS!

aw man I sure hope nobody learns to do that

that’s so messed up that people would do that

in fact, let’s spread it everywhere so everyone knows not to do that

and everyone knows exactly what to do so that they don’t do that

foolproof plan

@1000diodesinatrenchcoat

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thebadgirlinharlem:

some of you never gave parks and recreation a chance because you have a superiority complex about the office and it shows

edgebug:

weaving-lyrical-magic:

TUMBLR IS SO BORING WITH ALL YOU NERDS AT DASHCON

((you all better come back with some amazing tales))

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zooophagous:

My cat, angry that I won’t let him eat styrofoam and die: Meow! Meow! Meow! Meow! Meow meow!

Me: cry about it you stupid fuck

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sapphroses:
“vintageeveryday:
“Siberian bear-hunting armor from the 1800s
”
me suiting up to go talk to a man
”

sapphroses:

vintageeveryday:

Siberian bear-hunting armor from the 1800s

me suiting up to go talk to a man

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the-walrus-squad:

I’m writing a script about snakes and one of the words I’m using is “Nachash,” which is Hebrew for snake, the biblical term used for the one in the Garden of Eden. The last note draft has many uses of the word. Or so I thought.

I opened it today and saw that every instance had autocorrected to “Nachos.”

“And Adam and Eve would not eat from the Tree of Knowledge, but they were tempted by the Nachos…”

me n my gamer gf

homoaffective:

gf: (turns her PS4 on)
me: babe… you’re so good at video games

moghedien:

moghedien:

I read a short story where a woman character “always looked forward to her period” because it was “a reminder of her womanness” and YES! The story WAS in fact written by a male!

*my uterus hits the self destruct button and tissue and blood begins falling out of my vagina*

*music drops*

*Shania Twain voice* Let’s Go Girls

crissle:

vintageesoull:

Normalize apologizing to children.

Normalize doing right by children.


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